Laura

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

unfollovving:

Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me